Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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