I wish i was in the wii world.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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