I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
