what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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