talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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