We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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