I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
wow bdsm is so cute
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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