He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I skipped work to stalk him.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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