i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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