I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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