dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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