You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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