I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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