Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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