ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
whose ass print is on the piano?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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