i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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