before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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