Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my being single is dangerous.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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