i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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