i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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