O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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