super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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