so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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