I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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