need another drink. this is the easiest way
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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