Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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