I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
