dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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