If i come over, it means nothing
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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