I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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