shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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