I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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