I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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