sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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