i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
How external is "for external use only"?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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