Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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