i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is the high leading the old right now
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Everyone says I win the strip club
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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