See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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