Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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