He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i think my cat just said my name.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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