there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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