hell yes lets make some ravioli
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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