jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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