Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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