everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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