I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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