He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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