U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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