she was so not down for the gang bang
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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