just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
we're so committed to being not committed
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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